Vincent AcelingOh Man....
October 26th 2007 06:15
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting
a branch of a tree above a
river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried
out, the Lord appeared and
asked,
"Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe had
fallen into the water, and he
neededthe axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and
reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is thisyour axe?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up
with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up
with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's
honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went
home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was
walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out,
the Lord again appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the
river!"
The Lord went down into the water and
came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious.
"You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied,
"Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer
Lopez,
you would have come up
with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Then if I also said 'no' to her,
you would have come
up with my wife.
Had I then said 'yes,'
you would have given all three
tome. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not
able to take care of all three wives,
so THAT'S why I said 'yes'
to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good
andhonorable reason, and for the benefit
of others.That's My story!
and I am sticking to it!
Have Fun
honorable reason!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting
a branch of a tree above a
river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried
out, the Lord appeared and
asked,
"Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe had
fallen into the water, and he
neededthe axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and
reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is thisyour axe?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up
with a silver axe.
the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up
with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's
honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went
home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was
walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.
When he cried out,
the Lord again appeared and asked him,
"Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the
river!"
The Lord went down into the water and
came up with Jennifer Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious.
"You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied,
"Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer
Lopez,
you would have come up
with Catherine Zeta-Jones!
Then if I also said 'no' to her,
you would have come
up with my wife.
you would have given all three
tome. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not
able to take care of all three wives,
so THAT'S why I said 'yes'
to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good
andhonorable reason, and for the benefit
of others.That's My story!
and I am sticking to it!
Have Fun
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