Vincent AcelingMARRIAGE - TheSecret
October 25th 2007 05:15
MARRIAGE QUOTES..
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
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A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives
and the wife takes.
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer....is,
"What does a woman want?
- Freud
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
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It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife
would have preferred.
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash
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My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- Anonymous
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"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- David Bissonette
============================= ============================
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
============================= ============================
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives
and the wife takes.
============================= ============================
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Dumas
============================= ============================
The great question... which I have not been able to answer....is,
"What does a woman want?
- Freud
============================= ============================
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
============================= ============================
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman
============================= ============================
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Sam Kinison
============================= ============================
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- James Holt McGavran
============================= ===========================
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
============================= ============================
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!
============================= ============================
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife
would have preferred.
============================= ============================
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash
============================= ============================
My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.
============================= ============================
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Henny Youngman
============================= ============================
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
============================= ============================
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Milton Berle
============================= ============================
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
- Anonymous
============================= ============================
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield
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